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  • Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.
  • The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.
  • An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?
  • Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
  • Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.
  • Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.