Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect place for a surprise… or a life lesson!
17 Funny menu quotes
Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?
Commentary:
Windows computers come with ads in the start menu? I just wanted to boot up, not sign up for a shopping spree! 🛍️🖥️😂
Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?
Commentary:
When the font is so fancy you're wondering if it's a starter, main course, or dessert! 🍽️🤔🖋️
It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.
Commentary:
Those chipmunks always know how to live it up! I hope they saved some sunscreen for the squirrels! 😎🛁🍹🦉
I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.
Commentary:
This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜
You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.
Commentary:
When your pronunciation is as confused as your choice of fork 🍴😅
As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Commentary:
"Ah, the original 'Chef's Special'—with a side of tough love! 🍽️😂"
Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.
Commentary:
"Surround yourself with friends who are so prepared, they know the restaurant menu better than the chef! 🍽️🤓 #GoogleGourmets #PreparedPartners"
An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.
Commentary:
"Trying to read a menu at a dimly lit restaurant, or just getting an eye exam? 🕶️🔦 Talk about a fine line between ordering pasta and checking your vision! Who knew squinting could become a gourmet experience 🍝😂 #EyeStrainMenuGain"
I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.
Commentary:
"Pan-fried: making mouths water since forever 🍳🤤 But seriously, who wants shoe-flavored food? 🚫👟 Keep the frying pan away from the footwear, please! 😂"