17 funny menu quotes - Wordgag

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

May 21, 2026

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

May 21, 2026

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

May 20, 2026

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

May 20, 2026

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

May 19, 2026

If I open a restaurant, there won’t be a menu. You will get what you deserve.

May 18, 2026

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

Apr 1, 2026

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Mar 31, 2026

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Mar 31, 2026

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Mar 30, 2026

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Mar 30, 2026

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Mar 30, 2026

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Mar 26, 2026

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Mar 26, 2026

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Mar 26, 2026

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Mar 25, 2026

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Mar 25, 2026