As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!
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"Looks like this exorcist found a way to mix business with pleasure! πŸ’ΈπŸ‘Ή Who knew banishing demons could be so lucrative? Maybe they charge the demons a fee for vacating rent-free accommodations! 🏠😈"

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