Commentary:
Demon: "I've made a grave mistake." Me: "Welcome to the chaos, buddy!" 😈🤷♀️
Funny possession quotes
There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.
Commentary:
Mom's house: the original Amazon Prime, but with more cookies! 🍪📦😄
Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”
Commentary:
"When your new look is so fire even demons can't resist giving you a makeover! 🔥💇♂️👹"
Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.
Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.
Commentary:
Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆
If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.
Commentary:
"Who has time for demonic possessions when you're already juggling life like a champ? 👹🤹♂️ Don't add one more thing to your to-do list! 😂"
As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!
Commentary:
"Looks like this exorcist found a way to mix business with pleasure! 💸👹 Who knew banishing demons could be so lucrative? Maybe they charge the demons a fee for vacating rent-free accommodations! 🏠😈"
My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.
Commentary:
Ah-choo! 😈 Beware my sneezes, for they are so powerful that they could summon demons from the depths of the Middle Ages! 👻 Who knew my nasal exorcism skills were so legendary? 🤧 #SneezeGoals #PossessedByDemons
What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.
Commentary:
"Raising kids is like being a tooth fairy, except instead of collecting teeth under pillows, you end up with a mysterious stash of tiny enamel treasures in a drawer somewhere. 🧚♂️🦷 #ParentingMysteries"