Commentary:
Doing backbends for love, but he's still the one getting possessed by good vibes 😂🙃💃
Funny exorcist quotes
Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.
Commentary:
Looks like even the spirits are shaking their heads at the craftsmanship of this place! 👻🏚️ Maybe a haunted house would be an improvement…🤔😆
My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.
Commentary:
Looks like your relationship with the demon just got spiritually complicated! 😈💔 Time to swipe right on a new possession, perhaps? Who knows, maybe your exorcist will be ghosting demons left and right! 👻 #DemonDatingDrama
As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!
Commentary:
"Looks like this exorcist found a way to mix business with pleasure! 💸👹 Who knew banishing demons could be so lucrative? Maybe they charge the demons a fee for vacating rent-free accommodations! 🏠😈"
You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.
Commentary:
When your problems start floating above your bed, it’s time to call a different kind of doctor! 👻🛏️🔮