Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLong distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar. Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.