If I was a weather man, Iā€™d leak the weather early to pretty women.

If I was a weather man, Iā€™d leak the weather early to pretty women.
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"If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! ā˜€ļøšŸ’ā€ā™‚ļø Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? šŸ˜‰šŸŒ¦ļø #WeatherFlirting"

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