Funny forecast quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

  Commentary:
  "Forget rain chances, I need to know if my lost socks will blow back home! 🧦💨🌤️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

  Commentary:
  "Life always keeps you guessing like a weather forecast – one day sunny ☀️, the next day stormy ⛈️, and the day after who even knows? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unpredictability and just go with the flow, just like the weatherman says – anything's possible! 🌈☔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

  Commentary:
  "If I was a weather man, I'd have a radar for beauty and a forecast for charm! ☀️💁‍♂️ Who needs Doppler when you can dazzle with data and charm with charm? 😉🌦️ #WeatherFlirting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

  Commentary:
  "From party animal to laundry aficionado 🌧️🧺 Who knew adulthood would hit harder than a hangover? 💃🏻 #LaundryOverLateNights"

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