Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost. It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth. If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean? You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.
