Commentary:
When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
Funny scissors quotes
Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.
Commentary:
👓🔍 When you finally locate those elusive scissors, you'll realize your glasses have been on your head the whole time! 🤓 Who needs a treasure map when you have everyday items playing hide and seek? 🗺️🔍 #WhereAreMyGlasses #ScissorHuntChronicles
You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.
Commentary:
"Parenting tip: Want to keep track of your scissors? Don't have kids! 🤷♂️👶✂️ #ParentingStruggles #WhereAreMyScissors"
If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?
Commentary:
"Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"
Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.
Commentary:
Rock's undefeated streak was the original "cut" throat competition! ✂️🪨📄😄