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  • I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.
  • Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.
  • Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.
  • If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.
  • Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.