“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

"I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves." Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘icebreaker’ move – setting the stage for awkward oversharing since forever! 🙈 Next time, perhaps we can just stick to the usual names and job titles…unless someone wants to reveal their secret talent of eating an entire pizza in one sitting! 🍕😄”

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