If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.