My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Commentary:
⭐️🌍 “Well, looks like this poor guy is stuck on a spinning dilemma! 🔄🌏 Here’s hoping he doesn’t get too dizzy trying to find that girl in every corner! 🔄🚶‍♂️ Maybe he should invest in a good pair of walking shoes… or a globe! 🌐😆”

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