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  • “Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.
  • I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
  • I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.
  • I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.
  • Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.
  • Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!