At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one. I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap. My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.