12 funny breaks quotes - Wordgag

It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

May 29, 2026

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

May 28, 2026

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

May 27, 2026

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

May 27, 2026

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May 26, 2026

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

May 24, 2026

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

May 24, 2026

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

May 24, 2026

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

May 23, 2026

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

May 23, 2026

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

May 21, 2026

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

May 19, 2026