At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️" Related funny posts 🤝 If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems. Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep. Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters. No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier. Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.