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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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"Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, bathroom, early, getting, hold, humor, i, just, life, means, morning, pee on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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