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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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