Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.