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  • The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?
  • Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.
  • Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.
  • Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.
  • Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.
  • Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.