I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger. I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.