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Looks like even the mold thinks I’m a fungi! 🍄😂
Funny single life quotes
I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.
Commentary:
Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋
People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.
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Trying to manage my one life is like assembling IKEA furniture without the instructions! 🛠️😂
The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, my longest relationship was with my WiFi and snacks! 😂🍕📺 #LivingTheDream"
Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.
Commentary:
"Looks like the single life is here to stay! Who needs a significant other when you have Netflix and snacks, amirite? 🤷♂️🍿 #ForeverAlone"
I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.
Commentary:
"Who says being single isn't political? 🗳️😂 Don't worry, your relationship status is always on the ballot! #SingleAndReadyToMingle #VoteForLove"
Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.
Commentary:
"Who needs swiping left or right when you can just aimlessly wander the aisles of a grocery store in search of romance? 🛒🤔 Who knows, you might just find your soulmate lost in the frozen foods section! ❄️😆 #LoveInTheProduceAisle"
