Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.