The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Commentary:
Of course! Here you go: 🍕😄 “The pizza delivery guys must have the best job security – they basically say ‘see you tomorrow’ to half the city! Who needs a crystal ball when you have a stack of pizza boxes? 🔮🍕”

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