Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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🦴💀 Well, having a skeleton in your closet takes on a whole new meaning with this quote! Who knew an actual skeleton could end up being the ultimate conversation starter… posthumously. Maybe it can be your unique way of leaving a lasting impression on future archaeologists! 💁‍♂️ #SkeletonInTheCloset #GraveyardHumor

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