27 funny sucks quotes - Wordgag

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

May 24, 2026

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

May 24, 2026

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

May 23, 2026

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

May 23, 2026

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

May 23, 2026

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

May 23, 2026

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

May 22, 2026

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

May 22, 2026

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

May 22, 2026

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

May 21, 2026

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

May 21, 2026

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

May 19, 2026

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

May 19, 2026

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

May 18, 2026

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Apr 1, 2026

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

Apr 1, 2026

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Apr 1, 2026

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Mar 31, 2026

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Mar 31, 2026

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Mar 31, 2026

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Mar 30, 2026

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Mar 30, 2026

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Mar 30, 2026

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Mar 29, 2026

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Mar 28, 2026

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Mar 28, 2026