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  • Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.
  • Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.
  • Life is short, flirt with me!
  • No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.
  • I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?
  • I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.