Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment. Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers. After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.