A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.
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"Trying to resist the temptation of devouring all the chocolates in a advent calendar is just as challenging as trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning. 🍫⏰ #ChocolateLover #NoRestraint"

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