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Sounds like your phone decided to have its own "adult education" curriculum 📅🍿🔞😂
25 Funny calendar quotes
January: the Monday of months.
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I'm convinced January has 74 days. Is it over yet? 😅🗓️
It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.
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When your calendar finally agrees with your wild imagination 😉📅🎉
January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.
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The calendar may say different, but my couch potato instincts know it's a universal lazy day! 🥳🛋️📅
The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.
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Time for a system reboot? Asking for a friend who really enjoys 0 AD parties! 🙏🎉🔄
Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.
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This is too sweet—I might just melt before Christmas! 🎄😁
I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.
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Sounds like a surprise buffet adventure! 🥳🥐🍫 Who knew kitchen cupboards could be so festive? 🎉😄
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.
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Who knew Jack Skellington's real fear was holiday shopping season 😂🎃🎄
There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.
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Looks like we've all just agreed to play along with the world's longest game of "Guess the Day" 🤔📆😂
According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.
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Looks like my sweet tooth is speeding up time! 🍫🎅😆