Commentary:
Just practicing my Oscar-winning performance of "Oh, for me? I couldn't possibly… okay, just one!" 😇🍪🎭
12 Funny sweets quotes
Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.
Commentary:
Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂
Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
Commentary:
"Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦♀️💪🍫😂"
Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
Commentary:
"True story: My willpower has a blackout every time chocolate enters the scene! 🍫🤷♂️😂"
A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.
Commentary:
"Trying to resist the temptation of devouring all the chocolates in a advent calendar is just as challenging as trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning. 🍫⏰ #ChocolateLover #NoRestraint"
A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! 🍫💭 One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you're on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! 🤣 Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!"
My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.
Commentary:
"Three weeks without sweets? More like three hours without treats! 🍬⏳ Who knew time could sprint like Usain Bolt as we age? 🏃♂️⏱️ #AgeingFasterThanTime"
I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.
Commentary:
"Taking one for the team, one cookie at a time! 🍪 Who knew saving your family could be this delicious? 😂 #DiabetesDeputy"
I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.
Commentary:
"Who says you're gaining weight? You're simply a candy connoisseur, engaging in the sweet science of candy retention instead! 🍬🍭 Embrace the sweetness within you and keep on retaining candy with pride! 🤣"
Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.
Commentary:
"Who knew those sweets had such powerful eye contact game? 💸🍭 But hey, bankruptcy is just a small price to pay for a moment of sugary temptation, right? 😂 #SweetToothProblems"