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Funny restraint quotes

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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