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Funny restraint quotes

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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