My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures

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