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  • When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.
  • I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.
  • Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.
  • My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
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  • A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.