I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp#i #was #told #to #be #more #optimistic #so #ive #decided #french #fries #arent #bad #for #me #funnyquote #funnyquotes Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying. Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough. Thaw me like one of your french fries!