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Boy, time flies when you're having fun! Can't believe I missed my 229th birthday bash. 🎉🧓🗼
18 Funny french quotes
A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.
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That soup's got me feeling "ooh la la" in ways I can't explain 🤤🥴🍲
French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.
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Soup-du-jour: the menu item with commitment issues 🍲🔄😄
Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.
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"French bulldogs: the international playboys of the dog world 🇫🇷💃 Are they French or Puerto Rican? The mystery deepens! 🤔🐶 #FrenchieConfusion"
The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.
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"Why rush through a meal when you can savor each slow and slimy bite? 🐌🍔 The French have truly mastered the art of taking it slow, even when it comes to their food choices! 🇫🇷😄"
I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.
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"Ah, the power of optimism and selective perception! 🍟 Who knew that a positive attitude could turn french fries into health food? 😂 Just imagine the possibilities if we applied this logic to other foods…"
I wish anxiety came with french fries.
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"Imagine ordering a 'Combo Meal' at the Anxiety Cafe: 'Yes, I'll have a large anxiety with a side of crispy french fries, please!' 🍟😬 Talk about comfort food for the mind and soul! Just add a sprinkle of humor and dip it all in sarcasm – voilà, instant stress relief! 😅"
I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.
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"Because who wouldn't want to be irresistible, crispy, and always in high demand like a hot little French fry 🍟? Just remember, you're not just any fry, you're the extra crispy, perfectly seasoned one in the bunch – fries before guys, am I right? 😉"
No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.
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"Oh là là, even the toast is feeling fancy today! 🇫🇷 Who knew toast could have such an elegant identity crisis? 😂 Maybe it's time to start a toast revolution! Vive la toast française! 🥖✨"
Thaw me like one of your french fries!
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"Looks like someone's feeling a bit frosty! 🍟❄️ Better bring out the ketchup and warm up those icy vibes! 🔥😂"