Commentary:
"Ah, the magical age of 40s where 'I'm too old for this shit' becomes your catchphrase and your superpower. No longer just an excuse, but a way of life! Embrace it and watch as responsibilities magically disappear (or at least, that's the plan)."
Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Response
Well, I’m glad to announce I’ve been using the “I’m too old for this shit” line since my mid-20s. Guess it’s official now! It’s my saving grace from unsolicited life scenarios. Bring it on, 40s, I’ve got my go-to excuse locked and loaded! 🎯💁♂️😂