Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Therapy isn't enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone is looking for a shocking solution to their problems! ⚡️😂 Maybe they’ve been binging too many sci-fi movies where memory wipes are the ultimate quick fix! 🎬💥 Just don’t go sticking your finger in the electric socket, okay? It’s not the zap you’re looking for! 😉🔌

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