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  • Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.
  • I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.
  • I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.
  • Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.
  • Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.
  • Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.