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  • My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.
  • Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.
  • It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
  • I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.
  • I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
  • Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.