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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.