Breaking news is really breaking me.

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Commentary:
📰💥 "Breaking news is really breaking me… And my sanity, my peace of mind, and my will to adult today! 😅 Stay tuned for more updates on my downward spiral into news-induced chaos! #ExtraExtraReadAllAboutMyMentalBreakdown" 🚨🤯

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.
  • I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
  • I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.
  • If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.
  • I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.
  • If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.