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Sounds like even your complaints need sunscreen! 😅☀️🌡️
24 Funny breaking quotes
We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.
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Just when you thought it was safe to change the channel… 📺🙃 Breaking news: it's still unpleasant! 😂📰
Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.
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When it comes to hearts, I guess it's all about the temperature control! ❤️🔥❄️😄
The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.
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Breaking up with your stylist takes more negotiation skills than a peace treaty 💇♀️✂️🤝
Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Trying to keep my personal life and work separate, but my lunch break gossip sessions say otherwise! 😅🤫🤐
Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
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Looks like that twin sibling rivalry really took a dark turn! 😅💥👯♂️
Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.
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Pasta crime alert 🚨 Breaking spaghetti? That's a pasta-tastrophe! 🍝🤣
Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.
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"Breaking news: Toddler parents officially know more about Peppa Pig than current events! Tune in next for the weather report from Paw Patrol! 🐷📰🤣"
I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.
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"Living by my own rules and breaking them like it's a part-time job! 😂🤷♂️ #RebelWithACause 🚀📝"
Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.
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"That’s just Netflix betrayal! 😱🍿 #KeepThePasswordLove"