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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.