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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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"I'm so single, even my phone's predictive text gives up on me before I can send any drunk texts 📵🥂 #HopelessRomantic"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, dating, drunk, drunk text, humor, i, loneliness, relationship, single, text on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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