Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'time flies when you're having fun' clearly never experienced a weekend! 🕰️💨 It's like the weekends are on a secret mission to make Monday morning arrive faster than a pizza delivery. 🍕😄 #WeekendWoes"

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