Commentary:
Getting shorter with age: nature's way of helping you fit into tighter spaces! 🕯️😂🎈
Funny shorter quotes
Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when "till death do us part" had a quicker turnaround time! 💍⏳ Seems like back then, even life sentence meant something else entirely! 😂 #MarriageForLifeButWhoseLife
Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.
Commentary:
"Whoever said 'time flies when you're having fun' clearly never experienced a weekend! 🕰️💨 It's like the weekends are on a secret mission to make Monday morning arrive faster than a pizza delivery. 🍕😄 #WeekendWoes"
The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist finding the silver lining in shorter days! 🌧️ Let's hope for brighter skies and shorter rainy spells ahead! ☀️☔️"
Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when my biggest dilemma was finding a synonym for "procrastinate" 🕰️😅 #SimplerTimes