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  • “Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.
  • Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.
  • I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.
  • My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.
  • Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’
  • If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?