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  • I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.
  • Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”
  • Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him β€œJust drive”.
  • I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.
  • β€œYou’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.
  • Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.