21 funny chill quotes - Wordgag

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

May 23, 2026

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

May 22, 2026

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

May 22, 2026

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

May 19, 2026

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

May 19, 2026

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

May 19, 2026

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

May 19, 2026

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

May 18, 2026

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

May 18, 2026

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

Apr 1, 2026

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

Apr 1, 2026

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Apr 1, 2026

Back to the Future and chill?

Mar 31, 2026

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Mar 31, 2026

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Mar 31, 2026

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Mar 30, 2026

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Mar 29, 2026

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Mar 29, 2026

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Mar 28, 2026

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Mar 27, 2026