I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! ππΈ #FinancialAnxiety" Related funny posts π€ Got an email from my bank saying βis your 401k enough to retire onβ and itβs like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.