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"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"
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- I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.
- Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
- You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.
- If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.
- I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.
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